Dying at Work

In one of our heartfelt phone conversations with my boss, I said. “I’m dying. I’m dying.”

And so she replied, “No Ellen. You are not dying. You are not dying.”
I guess I can say some darnest things to my boss. Until I’ll find out I am gonna get fired. Haha.
---

I am covering for my team lead on her maternity leave. The new team doesn’t know my work ethics yet. So one day I called for a meeting. I was too busy tinkering my laptop with various reports that when they arrived, I didn’t notice. They might have been sitting for good five minutes before I noticed them. And so I started, “Okay. Who is leading the prayer?”

Everyone’s jaw dropped. :)

See. It’s still fun to be me.