Isn't It Ironic?

• Why is iron read as \ˈī(-ə)rn\ and irony read as \ˈī-rə-nē \? One letter can make a whole difference.
• My mum's doctor died of heart attack. He was a cardiologist.
• I choked. at my own saliva.
• Gwen, my hairstylist's hair is sooo dead.
• I interviewed a Human Resource personnel once. She specialized in recruiting. She failed in the interview.
• Anton, a nurse, asked me what to do with his stomach ache.
• I tripped while wearing my flat rubber slippers.
• At the beach in Bantayan, a dark-skinned lady got a sunburn.
• An entreprenuer neighbor who leases apartments for a living had nowhere to live.
• A Women's Rights advocate slapped a young lady.
• Karl, a financial adviser, is in big debt.
• An aetheist prayed to God on his deathbed.
• Someone was held up in front of the police station.
• The firestation was on fire.
• Telling your best friend (the closest person in your world) that you're in love with him.