Dear The Hunky Habit (You got a new name now since it is New Year)
There are things that I say that doesn’t really mean what it says. I get an excuse saying that because even Stephen Hawking said so. (Please refer to this article: http://news.yahoo.com/women-
For future reference, please be guided accordingly:
- Don’t text me. – Please don’t stop texting me.
- Don’t call me. –Please call me now. I am desperate. I want to talk to you.
- Let’s not have dinner then. – Ask me to have dinner with you again. If I still say no, ask me again. Until I say yes because I really really love to have dinner with you.
- I don’t like you. – You have disappointed me and made me cry again.
- I am hungry – Please don’t make me walk 2 kms because I could really eat a whole chicken right now.
- Where are you? - Please understand that I mean I need you now.
- Let’s break up. – You know that I really don’t mean it. It is just that I am really disappointed and frustrated with you. Please don’t make me cry anymore.
Just like when you say:
- Later. - I understand it means never but I really hope that it means now.
- Let's talk about it when I get there. - I know it means we might never talk about it.
- We'll see.. - I really know you mean “I don't want to.”
- I have a better idea! - We both know it is only a better idea for you and bad for me.
- What if we.. - We both know that we means 'I' doing the chore.
LOL (Lots of Love)
Gorgeous Lover
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