Neil's Shoutouts

I have been secretly collecting Neil (my high school classmate's shoutout). Intellectual shoutouts are hard to come by these days.

· If 299,792,458 m/s is the speed of light, what is the speed of dark?

· If time gets frozen and then reactivated, for how long was it frozen?

· Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

· If you're not part of the solution, you are the precipitate...

· Why do they sterilize needles used for lethal injections?

· Build a man a fire; he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life...

· If actions are stronger than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

· If what you see is what you get, then why can't you judge a book by its cover?

· If you say "GULLIBLE" slowly, it sounds like "ORANGES"...

· Man’s capacity for responsible fidelity makes marriage possible; man's inclination towards infidelity makes marriage necessary.

· If seeing is believing, can blind people believe?

· If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

· If theories are merely theories, then why are they taught as truth?