Vibrating Phone

My best friend, Ione, and I were having dinner at a resto in Terraces last night. We were seated together since she missed me so much. I put my bag between us.

While we were dining, I felt a strong vibration. Every time I felt the vibration, I checked on my phone since I was waiting for an important call. After three vibrations and three phone checks, she finally said, “Your phone is not ringing. I just farted.”