We were in a Greek Restaurant the other week. We were asking the server if they have Feta. She replied, "You mean, fita bread, Ma'am?"
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When I was still new in the office, I was trying hard to impress everybody by giving out compliments. One sunny work day, I smelled something pleasant. I told my officemate eagerly, "Orl, you smell soo good today." He smiled half-bakingly and replied, "Sweetie, that's not my perfume. It's our new air freshener."
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